Opening:
After many days of training, Matt is lost in the forest
Matt: Ah, where am I?
: Halt!
Matt: Huh?
: I challenge you to a battle!
Matt: Okay, but tell me your name first.
Samurai: My name is Samurai, and I train bug types!
Go, Pinsir!
Matt: Go, Pikachu!
Samurai: Use Vicegrip!
-Critical Hit-
Matt: Ugh, Pikachu, use Thundershock
-Pinsir is Paralyzed-
Samurai: No!
Matt: Pikachu! Finish it with Quick Attack!
-Pinsir faints-
Samurai: Pinsir, return. Go, Metapod!
Matt: Go, Charmander!
Charmander: Chaar!
Matt: Use Ember!
-Super Effective-
Samurai: Metapod, return. You're good.
Matt: Thanks. I'm traveling to Pewter City to get my Boulderbadge. Do you know where I am?
Samurai: Yes, you are North of the forest. Just go west, then north, and you are out of here.
Matt: Thank you very much... uh-oh... BEEDRILL!!
Beedrill: Bi-Bi!
Matt: Go, Pidgey!
Use Gust!
Beedrill: Bi...
Beedrill: Bi-Bi!!
Matt: No! Another one!
Beedrill: Bi-Bi!!
Matt: No, a whole herd.
Samurai: RUN!!
Matt: Pidgey, return!
(Imagine the Benny Hill theme AKA Yakety Sax playing)
Matt: I think we lost 'em.
Samurai: Yeah... oh no, look at the Kakuna!
Matt: So?
Samurai: They are about to hatch!
(the Kakuna start hatching)
Matt: Charmander, go!
Charmander: Chaar!
Beedrill herd: Bi-Bi!
Matt: Great, the herd has found us.
Samurai: What do we do?
Matt: I don't know... MORE RUNNING!!
(More Yakety Sax in background)
Charmander: CHAAAR!!
-What? Charmander is evolving!-
-CONGRATULATIONS! Your Charmander evolved into Charmeleon!-
Charmeleon: Charr.
Matt: Awesome, Charmeleon! Use Ember!
-All Beedrill flee from the area-
Samurai: That was incredible!
Matt: Thanks! Well, see ya.
-TO BE CONTINUED-
Ending: