Opening:
Route 3
Man: Hey, you!
Matt: Yeah?
Man: Would you like a nice, tasty Magikarp? Only $5!
Matt: That's cheap! I'll take it!!
Man: Okay!
Matt and Man thinking: (sucker)
Matt: Okay, to Mt. Moon!
Mt. Moon
God, it's dark here! Wha?
Go! Magikarp!
Zubat herd: Zubat!
Matt: No! Not the Leech Life!
-What? Magikarp is evolving?-
-Congratulations! Your Magikarp evolved into... uh-oh... GYARADOS!
Matt: Quick! Gyarados, return! That was close! Go, Pidgey!
Use Gust!
-Zubat flee-
-What? Pidgey is evolving?-
-Congratulations! Pidgey evolved into Pidgeotto!-
Matt: Wow! Two Pokemon evolving at once! This is great!
Later...
Super Nerd: STOP!
Matt: Why?
Super Nerd: I found these fossils, and they're mine! Go, Grimer!
Matt: -sigh- Go, Gyarados!
Use Thrash!
Super Nerd: Go, Voltorb!
Ugh, not Thrash, go, Koffing!
Matt: Bite!
Super Nerd: Fine, I'll share!
Matt: No thanks, I'm just passing through.
Super Nerd: Oh, okay...
Later...
: Prepare for-
Matt: We all know where this is going, right?
Audience: YES! GET ON WITH IT!!
Matt: Okay, I know you both are Jessie and James from Team Rocket.
: And-
Matt: I didn't forget about the talking Meowth.
Meowth: Screw you!
Matt: Okay, go, Pikachu! Use Thundershock!
TR: We're blasting off!
Route 4
Matt: That was weird, well, time to get my second badge!
-To Be Continued-
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